Today, my boyfriend asked me when I was going to shave my arms now that summer is coming in Australia. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Smash the Patriarchy!
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was getting ready to meet my boyfriend. We haven't seen each other in a month so I decided to shave my body hair, even though I have really sensitive skin and usually end up getting rashes after a few days. His flight got cancelled and he won't be back for another two days. FML
Manchild
Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Top comments
Hollywoodgirl79 18
That's rude. Ask him when he's gonna shave off that rude personality
Klima_fml 29
Kind of an odd question to be asked.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (126)
cutebutterfly12 4
Tell him you will--only after he shaves his.
SplineMan 4
This was my thought as well :)
limabeans101029 21
I've had someone tell me to shave my arms as well (which is weird considering my arm hair is blonde and barely noticeable in most lighting). Anyway, it's a ridiculous thing to ask someone to do. It's up to you what you do with your body hair.
somewizdom 15
So as long as it's in winter it's OK to have arm hair?
Snowlightning 17
That's weird in any time zone.
captainsmegma 12
I'm of curious too.
strike2867 13
What if there is a language barrier and he actually meant knuckles?
Dovahkiin_1997 22
Is your boyfriend Nash Grier?
krisnick 17
Why are you dating Nash Grier?
SamCat 21
I've been shaving mine for 13yrs because I want to, not because anyone asked/told me too. Its my preference to not feel like a bear. I'm not a swimmer either. He is wrong to ask that of you though.
supasupa 1
What an ass! You can shave whenever you want!
RedPillSucks 33
Or not shave at all if you don't want to