Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML
Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said OK, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 9 months asked me to park in a parallel street from where he lives when dropping him off. Why? Because his mom might see me. He's 32. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML
Today, my parents asked if they could borrow my car. Why? Because they were going to see someone about a Craig's List ad and wanted to look poor. FML
Today, I asked my fiancee to drive me to the airport for a business trip in a few days. She ranted angrily that she already had plans, so I asked my mom to take me instead. Now she's pissed and saying, "Why don't you just go marry your mommy, since she does everything for you?" FML
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Top comments
thepokeduck 0
You should go with him. Learning a little about cars is useful to anyone, and plus, if you share in his interests, he's more likely to share in yours.
ertw 0
wow, he's trying to share his interests with you. grow up. plus I'm sure that you like going to chick flicks with him! talk about a double standard
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Comments (41)
pinkerton015 0
so you'll have to spend time with your boyfriend somewhere he likes. who gives a shit. whiny bitch.
rupert_45 0
women don't go to our events but when she wants to go somewhere we HAVE to go -.-
pingpongpickle 8
exactly , just tell him you have plans. geez
PaperCaper 11
29, you just proved #2's point. Either that, or you've submitted to stereotyping.
ipod_addict 0
Wow, grow up. In a relationship, you have to do something for the other, even if it's not something you want to do. And in the future, grow a pair
sofiaxxcreeper 0
it's not being a moron , your the moron for saying it ya douche bag :|
Paperclypse13 7
Sorry I'm a chick and I thought my dad took me on the best father daughter date when he took me to a car show several years ago... Even if you don't do cars it's he thought that counts. He wanted to involve you with what he loves. Invite him to a opera or somethin
Venaros 5
(wo)Man up and deal with. Either tell him no yourself or actually go to the thing. Hell, you might actually enjoy it.
Jumpingmal2 7
Wow thats a bitch move... On your part. If you really dont wanna go then just say no. But in a good relationship you should still do stuff just to be with the person, no matter what it is
djinnyf 12
You know what to do if you want her to agree to a next outing!!!