Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
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Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML
Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said OK, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 9 months asked me to park in a parallel street from where he lives when dropping him off. Why? Because his mom might see me. He's 32. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML
Today, my parents asked if they could borrow my car. Why? Because they were going to see someone about a Craig's List ad and wanted to look poor. FML
Today, I asked my fiancee to drive me to the airport for a business trip in a few days. She ranted angrily that she already had plans, so I asked my mom to take me instead. Now she's pissed and saying, "Why don't you just go marry your mommy, since she does everything for you?" FML
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Top comments
thepokeduck 0
You should go with him. Learning a little about cars is useful to anyone, and plus, if you share in his interests, he's more likely to share in yours.
ertw 0
wow, he's trying to share his interests with you. grow up. plus I'm sure that you like going to chick flicks with him! talk about a double standard
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Comments (41)
speedydrumstix 0
wow, you're a ******* douche bag who should be drug out into the street and shot.
sofiaxxcreeper 0
dude , WTF is wrong with you? seriously. can't wait until that happens to YOU. :)
hoshica 6
Haha it's alright. I do this all the time. My mom always plays along, though.
lich_fml 0
whaat? that's dumb. If you really cared about him you would take his interests into consideration too. i'm not a guy but I can't imagine that they like to do girly things all the time.
Shyman4ever 0
Wow just go, car shows are cool anyways. If u just ask your mom to say no then you're making her look bad in front of your friend. You should be thankful that u have friends.
My_averageFML 0
the hell is wrong with you girl!!! it's a freaking car show!!! cars are amazingly cool!!
sofiaxxcreeper 0
ohemgee! really :D ? well shopping and chick flicks is SUPER fun , prolly better then car shows ;3 . I'm being sarcastic but people all have different interest. you like cars , not everyone does. how would you like to go to a really girly thing? you wouldn't. have common sense.
mysticold13 0
You need to grow some balls and learn to say NO if you don't want to go somewhere with someone. Don't have your mommy do it for you. More women need to actually be assertive and not people-pleasers all the time.
Evox19 0
pussy!
metalfan333 0
Oh God forbid you spend time with your bf. Your probly too immature to date if you had to ask your mom anyway!
Endless 0
what a b**ch
Geenyus 0
Self-centered, egotistic bitch? He's your boyfriend, you have to love him no matter what. Yes, that means doing things he doesn't like. I see no FML, just a whinny d-bag.