Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Corkscrew
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
PMS
Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
Full blast
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his grandparents' house. It said, "Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and toothbrushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?" FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
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sourgirl101 29
Women have three holes so that when they get drunk, they can be carried home like a bowling ball.
KaintukeeBob 13
Some people's children.... are male? did not have a human anatomy course in high school? were sheltered from learning about the human reproductive system? Really, ladies: when men think about your genitals, we tend to think about what we can put into them, not about what comes out of them. To a man who has lived in the United States, and grown in it's 'education' system, it's not unexpected that they (who have never had to experience a period, nor spent inordinate amounts of time watching women urinate) expect women to urinate through the big, obvious opening. The state of our education system is such that it is difficult to teach human anatomy and physiology, and understandably, the excretory process is typically not dealt with in any specific detail. Therefore, unless your boyfriend was a VERY curious child and his mother was very open, I find it hard to believe it could be expected for him to know exactly where your urethra is.
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Yeliel84_fml 5
I must say I didn't know... But I'm gay so, not something I wonder about. And here in France we don't have Sex-Ed, just biology. But it is a good question OP, your bf is curious, he wants to know you. That's cool right ?
LuthienSilimaure 7
.Wait WAIT...why..why are girls peeing with them in in the first place??? Am I the only girl who sees this as an issue?
quackImapenguin 16
Well, if you change your tampon every time you pee, you end up wasting a lot of tampons seeing as they can last up to 8 hours and most people would rather not refrain from peeing for that long. Just hold the string to the side.
fantasyworld 39
He needs to go back to health class.
aackerman0 5
There are a lot of woman out there that don't know we have three wholes leave the poor men alone lol
toxic324x 17
Technically men have two holes too, just on the inside. We don't hold urine in our testicles.
withered 30
That would mean two tubes not holes...
JadeOmega 23
this is why people need to pay attention in 7th grade health class
radiocaf 29
For anyone who wondering, on the Vulva, there are two holes... The ******, or 'sex hole' and the urethra, or 'pee hole'. The latter of which is located just below the ********/Clitoral Hood.
withered 30
How can he lack such basic knowledge of human body? Seriously! I feel sorry that you date someone so ignorant.
stellasue11 38
nobody had the talk with him? time for sex ed!!