Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
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Jimboom 12
Thats when you turn around and say "Well at least one of us is mature enough to grow facial hair"
marinus_fml 20
At least your boyfriend is observant? Maybe he's into hairy girls with mustaches?
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Comments (58)
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Gross!!!!
Cinn_fml 23
If that's the nicest thing he can think of to say, I think you need to have a talk with him about why he can't think of anything nice to say.
nigalangelospizz 0
I doubt she'll like the answer.
Cinn_fml 23
Probably not. But chances are she needs to hear it.
imright24 0
YDI for playing the tell-me-something-nice-about-me game.
MissErikaHart 0
yes
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I have to agree. From the way OP phrased this, it sounds like she was fishing a bit.
snowboarder1019 5
so true
AssDan 0
Dirty Sanchez?
DarkHelmet 10
YDI for having that wolf pussy on your upper lip
QwertyMcNugget 0
Psh. He's ignorant. Girls don't shave their mustaches, they bleach them.
dirtyhose 0
I'm confused. OP, you said that's the nicest thing he could say, but before that you said you were telling eachother nice things, so all of the other "nice" things he said to you obviously aren't nice either...? Just curious because that makes no sense. And why the hell are you posting this as a fml? Big deal if he notices, he's your boyfriend for God's sake...
122409 0
lol!
username5000 0
he's just tryin to be honest with you, it's not like you did a bad thing... just something you find uncomfortable to talk about
perdix 31
"No, you dumbshit, I waxed it!" When you go fishing for compliments, there's always the chance you'll reel in one of those Great White Ass-Biting Sharks.
TehGirreth 0
Did he die??
alex1432 9
lol