Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Thats when you turn around and say "Well at least one of us is mature enough to grow facial hair"
marinus_fml 20
At least your boyfriend is observant? Maybe he's into hairy girls with mustaches?
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Comments (58)
122409 0
FAKE! I've definitely read this one on here before!
122409 0
my comment got deleted for calling this out on being fake? whatever. if it's not, it's still pretty dumb
elmorous 0
so he's really into guys then ...
Residence_fml 4
So the nicest thing he could say when you guys were talking about nice things was that? What was the worst thing? I understand you don't mean it like that but this is just.. another annoying FML about someone with self esteem problems about mustaches, when you shave you can expect something like this to happen.
01sparkly 15
How is it annoying
Thordian 0
It dose suck to see a chick with a mustache. Very bad turnoff! Keep it shaved for your next boyfriend.
phorest 0
Maybe you just suck....
Sorrows 5
It's the best he's got, you obviously got something to work on!
Snookums 0
some boys/men lock up nervously, we are not mushy like women..
Chunkylover76 4
Well since women always say "you never noticed my new haircut", or "you never notice I got this/these new shirt/jeans/underwear etc"...you could just accept that he noticed and that's the most important thing!
tamie306 5
what kind of mustache was it?