Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML
Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I’ve been wanting forever. Trying to impress him, I told him I like talking about sports and smart topics instead of talking about makeup and boys like other girls. He stared at me in confusion and asked, “What’s so bad about being like other girls?” FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's been having doubts, but he still wants to stay with me. I asked him why he had been so nervous about us and he replied, "I don't know, just thinking about a future with you makes me feel nauseous". We've been together over 2 years now. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML
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AliMarie 0
Second date and he's your boyfriend? Are you 14?
Nonamerequired 0
Doesn't have to mean you're not attractive. He just feels comfortable around you... or he didn't want to embarrass you
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Comments (154)
Andrieux_fml 0
He's your boyfriend and you've only gone on two dates? Wow, you're good...
The_Cait 0
Soo...you made him your "boyfriend" after ONE date? You really shouldn't expect much with that stable beginning....
ilovemycats 0
Agreed.
mastory96 0
what is WITH people these days?! really! okay. so a cute guy asks you on a date cause he wants to know you better. you go on a few dates. he likes you. you like him. THEN he asks you to be his girlfriend. god. and now the middle schoolers thing for some reason I can not fathom that you are boyfriend and girlfriend first, then you "go out on a date" (aka be together for a day or two), then "break up" (aka have a mini fight). that bothers me.
jonny2x4 0
Two dates and he's already your boyfriend? Did you let him know? Did you get to third base at least? Wow. You're needy and clingy.
Chalaka 0
My girlfriend is the samee way....but to add some more misery....she's one of those girls that give "hints" that don't really exist, then expects me to say something...and that pisses me off
Vitamin_C 0
Time to break up sparky. Soon, she'll brand your name on her chest and you'll be stuck with her forever.
paperfox_fml 0
Maybe they've been together a while, regularly seeing each other at work/uni/the library/the pub/whatever the ****, and this is the second time they've gone somewhere special together? Not everyone starts out in relationships by repeatedly going on 'dates', you know...
ultravioletbaby 0
I totally agree. I was getting confused as to why people were getting so pissed off about only two dates.
theshinepolice 0
yeah, and that would explain why he wasnt nervous :]
BLNovelist 0
Not really. After six months of being together, I did similar with my boyfriend. It gave us something to kill time with each other - and we learned more about each other then we had known previously. You don't stop 'getting to know each other' just because you've been together for awhile - there is always something new to learn!
flyboy57 0
you went steady after two dates? way to dive in head first for fail.
capricaz 0
a boyfriend after 2nd date? jeeezzzzzz kids
mercilessadi 0
ydi coz u r a bitch he is gay u suck y go to dates wen u could **** him in ur car n say bye like I did to my husband
doubleAbattery 0
Agree.
sublime93 0
Just another fml where some idiot girlfriend got told she's ugly. Would you prefer if he was nervous around you?? Wtf