Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML
Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I’ve been wanting forever. Trying to impress him, I told him I like talking about sports and smart topics instead of talking about makeup and boys like other girls. He stared at me in confusion and asked, “What’s so bad about being like other girls?” FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's been having doubts, but he still wants to stay with me. I asked him why he had been so nervous about us and he replied, "I don't know, just thinking about a future with you makes me feel nauseous". We've been together over 2 years now. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML
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AliMarie 0
Second date and he's your boyfriend? Are you 14?
Nonamerequired 0
Doesn't have to mean you're not attractive. He just feels comfortable around you... or he didn't want to embarrass you
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chels070809 0
Leave the OP alone about the boyfriend thing. I talked to a guy for almost a month before we went on our first date. He asked me to be his girlfriend before our second. We've also been together for over a year now. You never know. However OP, you set yourself up. YDI for fishing for a compliment instead of letting him come to you. Guys like it much better that way. Fishing is completely unattractive in the male mind.
AlexZB 0
so do you just not have a sense of humor or what?
james_wow 0
dam.....BURN LOLOLOLOLOOLL
DameGreyWulf 1
He said "really attractive." You could easily just be "attractive." Oh poor you, you don't have an adverb before your adjective...
conan6 0
YDI for being ugly.
Shlizabeth 0
Whenever I see something like this written by some idiot girl in Jersey, I always hope it's someone I know and hate. I realize the chances are slim to none, but I still have hope. Also, for people in other states who think you're dissing Jersey by the things you say, just know that we think just about any state South of us have issues with cousins dating and polygamy. And, finally, he's not your boyfriend, you're clearly a loser that he's just trying to have sex with so that he's not nervous when he's having sex with a woman who actually looks like a woman.
moonlight_daze 8
I think you meant "HAS issues with cousins dating and polygamy" not "HAVE issues with cousins dating and polygamy".
Shlizabeth 0
Oh, wow, sorry, I didn't know I was trying out for MENSA, but I promise, if I ever do, I'll be sure to come to you to check my grammar, because I'm pretty sure I never read a book in my life that didn't have spelling errors, or grammar errors. And, actually, I was writing "states." So, basically, if I didn't type as fast as I do without looking at the keyboard and without double-checking my comments, you wouldn't have had your idiotic tizzy over bad grammer. So congratulations to you, Mr. I-have-nothing-better-to-do-with-my-life-so-I-waste-it-on-fmylife.com-correcting-the-grammar-of-other-people-because-I'm-the-result-of-a-first-cousin-marriage. You've never had sex before, but BOY do you know how to get some cyber action! Have a good day.
triplethreat13 0
you shouldn't be calling the guy your boyfriend if you've only been on 2 dates, especially if you don't know him well.
rae_o_sunshine 0
U call it casually seeing each other or goin out which is not being bf/gf. I think that being bf/gf is a commitment. Its called being in a relationship. Not to offend anyone but if u rlly think that calling someone ur bf/gf isnt a big deal, I find u to be quite naive.
GigiEtTu 0
how can he be ur boyfriend when ur only on ur 2nd date?
aliabbiss 0
cuz ur his gf. duuuhh