Today, my boyfriend and I went on a romantic date to a botanical garden in the hills. A giant bushfire erupted in the hills on our way, meaning we're now stuck out here because the roads are closed. So romantic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I planned a romantic picnic date. I packed all my boyfriend’s favorite foods, set up a cozy blanket, and even brought flowers. The second we sat down, it started raining. We ate soggy sandwiches in my car while laughing at our “perfect date.” FML
Today, in the middle of a romantic walk through the park where we had our first date, my husband actually walked into a tree because he was looking at a woman who had sat down on the grass in such a position that he could see up her skirt. Very romantic of him, I must say. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary. I had cooked him a romantic meal and we were planning on eating it in front of the fire. This would have gone great had I not forgotten to unblock the chimney. My entire basement filled with smoke and didn't clear for three hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a Snowshoeing date. I felt sick and suggested we turn back. He said I could wait in the car and continued on the date alone. He was gone for hours, while I was stuck alone in a national park with no cell reception, food, or water. FML
Today, while I was on a second date with this guy, my roommate tried calling me and I ignored her. After dinner my date brought me back to my apartment and there was a waterfall gushing down from the balcony above our apartment. The guys above us had started a fire and our apartment was flooded. FML
Today, I went to this coffee shop in town that has a fire pit outdoors with my boyfriend. I threw out the idea of sitting by the fire together, and he responded by telling me that his father and dog died in a house fire when he was young. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML
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RpiesSPIES 27
You could always make the best of the, as you put it, 'romantic' situation.
mooleelee 0
Talk about a hot date!
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Comments (89)
diamondz888 4
Pretty sure your romance isn't the most important thing when a brushfire is going on around you...
shark_girl 9
I didn't read all the comments, but I believe we are all implying you have sex.
LN666 2
eeek. im in WA aswell. where was it? :)
rdw1986 3
That's a better story then simply romantic dinner at botanical gardens. Some ppl are such bitches.
PokemonLove993 17
I always thought it was all about who your with and not where you are or what your doing that makes a relationship grow and fill with passion but maybe that's just me
lovebeecharmer 6
Geez pessimist, it is what you make to be.
bwzwally8 15
Isn't love like a burning ring of fire?
babygrrl257 11
Well it could be if you still tried.
blackvyper 8
I love the smell of cinged underbrush in the morning.
tattoo88 4
And I bet you forgot the makings for smores!!