Today, my boyfriend and I went on a romantic date to a botanical garden in the hills. A giant bushfire erupted in the hills on our way, meaning we're now stuck out here because the roads are closed. So romantic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I planned a romantic picnic date. I packed all my boyfriend’s favorite foods, set up a cozy blanket, and even brought flowers. The second we sat down, it started raining. We ate soggy sandwiches in my car while laughing at our “perfect date.” FML
Today, in the middle of a romantic walk through the park where we had our first date, my husband actually walked into a tree because he was looking at a woman who had sat down on the grass in such a position that he could see up her skirt. Very romantic of him, I must say. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary. I had cooked him a romantic meal and we were planning on eating it in front of the fire. This would have gone great had I not forgotten to unblock the chimney. My entire basement filled with smoke and didn't clear for three hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a Snowshoeing date. I felt sick and suggested we turn back. He said I could wait in the car and continued on the date alone. He was gone for hours, while I was stuck alone in a national park with no cell reception, food, or water. FML
Today, while I was on a second date with this guy, my roommate tried calling me and I ignored her. After dinner my date brought me back to my apartment and there was a waterfall gushing down from the balcony above our apartment. The guys above us had started a fire and our apartment was flooded. FML
Today, I went to this coffee shop in town that has a fire pit outdoors with my boyfriend. I threw out the idea of sitting by the fire together, and he responded by telling me that his father and dog died in a house fire when he was young. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML
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RpiesSPIES 27
You could always make the best of the, as you put it, 'romantic' situation.
mooleelee 0
Talk about a hot date!
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Comments (89)
asleepingbear 8
Well you can make it more romantic
gracehi 33
Boy, your boyfriend really goes above and beyond! You ask for candle light, and he sets the whole hillside on fire! Never let him go, my friend. Never let him go.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Think about it, laying in the grass embracing each other while there's a huge ******* fire behind you? That sounds like the most romantic date I've ever heard of.
Welshite 40
Actually, I have to admit it is on my list of dream dates.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I have to agree with you, who needs a fireplace when you have a brush fire? It'd definitely be something to talk about. Maybe not a dream date, but it sure beats dinner and a movie haha.
mrz1177 11
Now was it a real bush or just your "bush"??
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Well her user name is "not even a sexy bushfire" so my guess it's not her bush that's aflame.
mrz1177 11
It's a joke...
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Mine was sarcasm. Haha. Hard to decipher that through text eh?
mrz1177 11
No (sarcasm lol)
mrz1177 11
And yes it is hard to do sarcasm through text (btw the above meant yes) *as if you didnt know lol*
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I should of put a "haha" in my original reply. It's a little easier to figure out the sarcastic tone that way haha. We need a sarcasm text font on our phones. That'd be epic. We can invent that and make billions!
flockz 20
if you're too dumb to recognize sarcasm on the internet, you're going to have a great time.
mrz1177 11
Shaddup 63
miyaviichan 27
Well, you know, it CAN be romantic. But don't let the flames of passion consume you entirely.
breathemein 10
THAT'S A SMOKIN' HOT DATE ;)
Mauskau 36
CAPS LOCK
AGhost5445 25
That sounds romantic to me.
thatonekid8027 3
I really wouldnt mind
windfuelsfire 10
If at least it were a sexy bushfire..
TrailblazerSS 5
That would really piss me off.