Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, I planned a romantic picnic date. I packed all my boyfriend’s favorite foods, set up a cozy blanket, and even brought flowers. The second we sat down, it started raining. We ate soggy sandwiches in my car while laughing at our “perfect date.” FML
Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
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roxyq 0
brush ur teeth
brieee 23
did you not brush your teeth before you left the house or something?
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Comments (62)
77taylah33 0
in this case it is chew eat drink inside of eat drink chew!
fullmetalshrimp 0
Ugh, that's a turnoff.
funzcpl 0
I agree. a HUGE turn off.
funzcpl 0
oh I can't stand bad breath. unless you have halitosis there shouldn't be a reason for stinky breath!
MrSassypants 34
lol. you remind me of what OP should've used. Orbit. You lint licker!
KVloveBC 0
ewwww..
mouxouxou 11
That fml should really be a commercial for trident.It would rock :P
Maciejas 8
Geez, use a gum or a mouthwash. It's pretty disgusting to kiss someone with such a bad breath.
rockhound 0
damn, dragon breath
cartez2gs 3
tell monster breath to cage the beast. bust her on the mouth with some toothpaste on your hand.
experience333 0
ydi