Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only staying with me because I’m getting him a signed poster for Christmas. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
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Regmeister 10
FYL I hope you kicked him in the crotch...
meganfoxsbitch 0
Tell him if he doesn't like you the way you are then you don't feel the need to give him any "love"..
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Comments (155)
EffinToofer 3
Maybe this was the least hurtful way he could think of to tell you that you've let yourself go lately. He just wants to be attracted to you. I would want to know if there was anything I could do to be more attractive to the man I love.
DizzyDancer 3
In what world is THAT the lest hurtful way to explain to someone that they should lose some weight. It was petty and he is a moron.
flockz 20
merry christmas you're fat.
santel_fml 8
11- Really? For Xmas though? .... You're a ******* idiot.
EffinToofer 3
I said that it could have been the best way HE could think of. We don't know the whole story. Also, I'm sure he didn't know what the gift she got was going to be before she gave it to him. I gave a possible scenario. And why do we have to act so different because it's close to Christmas? All I'm saying is maybe the guy is not really a jerk. But here at FML, we like to say "He's a jerk/idiot. Dump him!"
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Uh. The best he can think of is DIET PILLS for Christmas? Sorry, no, that's no excuse. When you give a gift you're supposed to think of what the OTHER person would like to receive, not what YOU want. Basically that guy thought he was being slick and getting himself two gifts, one from his girlfriend (which happened to be an expensive and very thoughtful gift) and then one from himself; a skinnier girlfriend (if his girlfriend had been low-esteemed enough to allow him to control her like that.)
skinny_treats 6
You are someone I would describe, FOREVER ALONE.
gr8koolkat 6
I find it funny that people care enough to write out paragraphs... just calm down!
flockz 20
but those ads are so persuasive....
cmac86 24
I love your profile pic!
s1ckpup 0
or maybe the op should play basketball with him, great way of exercise.
hateevryone 15
diet pills? aw hell no, take the ball back!
s1ckpup 0
Bouncing on top of him will help her lose calories ;-)
blackjewels 2
He doesn't deserve any bouncing on top of him, he deserves to be kicked so hard he can't walk for a month!
flockz 20
and then he'll have black jewels?
FalconCrunch 4
BF wants her to lose weight, not crush his nutsack.
perdix 31
Do you think that you can convert him into a plumpa humpa by bribing him with an expensive gift?
nc21690 19
ouch what a jerk
metalflower00 11
I say take the ball back and bounce it right off his face. Seriously, I gained 60 pounds because of medications a little over a year ago. I have been slowly loosing the weight, but have been very self conscious about it. My boyfriend has stuck by me the whole time telling me no matter how much I weigh I will always be the same beautiful and sexy woman he first met. You need to find a man like that! That jerk doesn't deserve your love.
Jibblets2367 7
Maybe that's a sign... not that you need to lose weight, but that you need to get a new man.
Usbdriver 13
Pop the ball...
linkinpark98 24
Hell naw! She could sell it and buy her new man something nice. :) ( That is, the new man she should get after she dumps this loser's ass. )
weritomexican 7
Dude your profile pic = AWESOME nuff said lol
bizarre_ftw 22
Profile pic + comment = epic