Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
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Top comments
elfako 0
Why do women (in the comments) act like a guy breaking up with you means he's a douchebag. Nowhere does it say that he was an asshole, or broke up with her to **** her best friend. All it says is he broke with her and made her a cake to help her feel better. SO WHAT! Would you rather him stayed with her until he was so unhappy that he did resort to ******* her best friend?!
thektulu7 0
Should have shoved the cake in his face.
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Comments (203)
PureGold 0
#36 - It wasn't your computer, I think the site has been acting up a LOT today. xP
cyxx 0
HAHA #5. Guys - I think the best friend and boyfriend are the SAME PERSON here. And I don't think the boyfriend's bad, maybe the relationship just wasn't working out for him. He was really sweet about the breakup, too, obviously trying to make it as easy on you as possible.
JohnFR33M4N 0
1.PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT 2. Kick him in the nuts 3. Cut off his dong and feed it to him 4. Call him an ugly fairy that his parents never loved 5. cook him 6. eat his delicious fried organs 7.??? 8. life in jail, so ya wont worry about boy problems ever again
UltimateIdiot911 0
That was actually nice of him. I agree with 15 and 31. Your life is not ******. There are many worse way someone can break up with you.
Arzdin 0
Yeah I would have shoved it in his face too. I'd also punch your best friend in the boob for screwing you over.
caligal14 0
#5 hahah I thought the exact same thing. Also, #15 knows what's up. I have no opinion on this... def not an FML; break ups happen all the time, but you didn't give the reason he broke up with you, so its not a YDI either.
effyourlife_ 0
i think it'd be kind of cute and a nice thought if he baked you a cake by himself and it was his idea. but this whole best friend thing, kind of screams "i'm in love with your boyfriend and we were brainstorming ways to break it off with you together and this was the best we could do. Ps. we had an amazing time baking the cake. pps. we don't really give a shit about you at all we're just pretending."
backseatfever 0
don't worry...he's obviously flaming gay.
sammy813 0
i actually think thats really sweet. he baked a cake to break up with you, and wanted to make sure you felt better. so its not a YLIF or a YDI. its not even an FML!
Ashford 0
Hey, don't insult the gay. They are way cooler than that douche bag! Not even comparible...