Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
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elfako 0
Why do women (in the comments) act like a guy breaking up with you means he's a douchebag. Nowhere does it say that he was an asshole, or broke up with her to **** her best friend. All it says is he broke with her and made her a cake to help her feel better. SO WHAT! Would you rather him stayed with her until he was so unhappy that he did resort to ******* her best friend?!
thektulu7 0
Should have shoved the cake in his face.
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DRchika 0
beat your bestfriends a$$ along with that douchebag >:[ and i definetly agree with #1 :]
choppedNskrewed 0
#5........yayyy!! I HATE it when people misuse commas. I also hate it when people use "where" instead of "were." I also hate bad spelling...don't get me started I could rant for days. #9...haha fail. She meant to say that her boyfriend WAS her best friend, but as 5 pointed out, her flagrant misuse of commas made that difficult to understand. @OP: What kind of cake was it?? I hope it was chocolate. I hate carrot cake, not that anyone cares. Also, this really isn't an FML. He broke up with you! It happens. Do all the people commenting and saying "throw it in his face" or "make a cake that says **** you" react that way when they get dumped? Please post name and addresses so that people can stay away from psychos like you.
kathyyyyx3 0
#15 is rightt.
gbaby4ster 0
That's so funny. However its disconcerting to know that even best intentions can be misconstrued.
choppedNskrewed 0
#5........yayyy!! I HATE it when people misuse commas. I also hate it when people use "where" instead of "were." I also hate bad spelling...don't get me started I could rant for days. #9... She meant to say that her boyfriend WAS her best friend, but as 5 pointed out, her flagrant misuse of commas made that difficult to understand. (At least...I think that's what she meant, I could be wrong.) @OP: What kind of cake was it?? I hope it was chocolate. I hate carrot cake, not that anyone cares. Also, this really isn't an FML. He broke up with you! It happens. Do all the people commenting and saying "throw it in his face" or "make a cake that says **** you" react that way when they get dumped? Please post name and addresses so that people can stay away from psychos like you.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
i love 5.
choppedNskrewed 0
ughhh...sorry if i posted that comment like 50 times.....my computer is being an ass
mikeyellenlee 0
I'm with #1 and #2. You should have shoved the cake in his face.
Wandering_fml 0
Better than a lot of breakups go. At least he was nice about it and he obviously still cares about you, just not the way you might want him to. And besides, you got a cake. He could've done it through text, for chrissake.
jaybirdka 0
goddamn...hopefully you kicked him in the nuts and shoved the cake in his face.