Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
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elfako 0
Why do women (in the comments) act like a guy breaking up with you means he's a douchebag. Nowhere does it say that he was an asshole, or broke up with her to **** her best friend. All it says is he broke with her and made her a cake to help her feel better. SO WHAT! Would you rather him stayed with her until he was so unhappy that he did resort to ******* her best friend?!
thektulu7 0
Should have shoved the cake in his face.
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fmlADDICTED 0
WOW. thats a really nice "best friend".
nonayyme 0
# 44 is ****** up.
ditlihi 0
So you would rather he be a total jerk when he breaks up with you?
Coffee_Kaioken 0
#15: I agree. This goes back to the double standard, if a girl dumps a guy, everyone assumes it was his fault anyway. And if he dumps her, he's a player or whatever. I'd... be very cautious of the cake's ingredients. Especially after the story about the boy who taped his girlfriend her TV shows, made her brownies, and at the end was a video of some other chick sucking him off, spitting his semen into the bowl of mix, and him saying "you have just been dumped."
John_Failer 0
Comma fail.
dancing_bear 0
I don't get why everyone is saying the boyfriend is horrible... there are far, far worse ways to break up with someone than giving them cake! But still, break-up is ALWAYS crap for the person being broken up with, however it happens, so OP, I'm sorry. That does suck.
erikab 0
You don't use commas correctly. Very irritating
ferventoldsoul 0
all those who are being an ass the guy, you are all ****** up and probably are just too immature to think about the actuality here. the guy doesnt like her anymore. what is he supposed to do. at least he dumped her in a nice way. he also waited until after class. this person is stupid for thinking this was an fml moment and even more stupid to post it on a saturday....umm duh, no school. also this person needs a life, i bet she is causing hell for him even though he did nothing but care for up until the very moment of the end of their relationship. to the guy, RIGHT ON!!!!!!!
Cowman3340 0
LOL
Dontcrossthetee 0
FTW at #5 hahahahaha