Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
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elfako 0
Why do women (in the comments) act like a guy breaking up with you means he's a douchebag. Nowhere does it say that he was an asshole, or broke up with her to **** her best friend. All it says is he broke with her and made her a cake to help her feel better. SO WHAT! Would you rather him stayed with her until he was so unhappy that he did resort to ******* her best friend?!
thektulu7 0
Should have shoved the cake in his face.
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Flaky1 0
hahahahah that's so ******...and lame
singularapathy 0
@#5: cute, except for the fact that you're wrong. "Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake" is correct, at least up until that point in the sentence. "Today" can be kept separate from the sentence, thus the comma; "best friend" needs a comma before it because otherwise it would read "my boyfriend and best friend," which would grammatically read as not two people but one person. The only part that doesn't need the comma is the last bit-- and even then, it's defensible if it's considered non-essential information.
chococool223 0
lol your bff is horrible :S
singularapathy 0
@#5: cute, except for the fact that you're wrong. "Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake" is correct, at least up until that point in the sentence. "Today" can be kept separate from the sentence, thus the comma; "best friend" needs a comma before it because otherwise it would read "my boyfriend and best friend," which would grammatically read as not two people but one person. The only part that doesn't need the comma is the last bit-- and even then, it's defensible if it's considered non-essential information. Granted, the first comma (near the "my boyfriend, and best friend") could have been avoided by saying "as well as my best friend" or something akin, but the content is still correct as is.
JohnFR33M4N 0
it makes it an FML becuase she baked the cake the guy was planning to be part of their own breakup. you dont find that a bit sad
luigi23_fml 0
whats wrong with you people. how many people bake a cake for their x, and your friend was trying to be nice.
dol567 0
#50 and everyone else - the boyfriend IS the best friend. Like #5 pointed out, the OP doesn't know how to use commas.
balanceMMX 0
"the gays..." as if they're all the same. way to go with the generalizations, folks.
youswallow 2
i like how people start drama in comments lmfao
Atropos_fml 0
#5, I was thinking the same as #54. Without that comma, that sentence would read to say two people made the cake. The comma is to say the boyfriend IS her best friend. The one after 'cake', however, is completely unnecessary but I believe it was written the way the poster would speak it.