Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breathes on my neck. Just when I was about to finish, he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck and ear, and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
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Top comments
carleybeak 21
A fetish for grandmothers? Wtf?
1seven1 0
Wow, lay off the butterscotch candies and weird dudes
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Comments (124)
AliCat18 12
wow that is seriously disturbing and way kinky! I don't know whats worse, having a boyfriend with a swirley fetish or a granny fetish!?! how do you people find them?
JukeboxValkyrie 19
I'm interested in what was said afterwards, honestly.
hateevryone 15
act your age and see what he does.
shift_love 13
Pics or it didn't happen
bitchengucci 0
Love old Greg! Haha
lajaynay 15
Points for honesty... Lost some of them for being so damn weird though.
mashonna 4
At least he's honest.
themole99 6
Well, maybe he's just looking for an experianced woman. So OP, he must be greatly impressed by your skills in bed...
perdix 31
If you smell like a grandma, I can hardly imagine what your grandma must smell like! Maybe like the Gates of Hell opening up?
alexup24 13
Whoa m, you got to 10000, nice
TheAntidote 5
Wow, I've never heard of that. That's really weird.
LezBiHonest 7
You know how guys love the grams....