Anon
United States
Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Johnnogood
Brooklyn, United States
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
David
London, United States
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML
soon to be unemployed
Southampton, United Kingdom
Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML
corey
United States
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML
Anonymous
Beaumont, United States
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML
Greenskies
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Corneilla-del-vercol, France
Unnerved
Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML
Paul
United States
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
:(
United States
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
RetailScapegoat
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
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ballistic 2
well did u become his neighbor?
KurouTenshi 0
just another example of how facebook ruins lives...
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Comments (166)
LtHoward 0
lol Wow, someones obsessed, be glad he's only asking you to be his neighbor xD
flashback.miss 28
lol is your boss' name mr rogers.. oh. wait he passed i gotta go *cries and eats gallons of chocolate* seriosly, this is a MLIA.....
flashback.miss 28
GASP!!!! why-why was my comment moderated? :'( i didnt curse or point hate mail or nuttin someone wanna clarify? pwease?
boog_fml 7
FERTILIZE MY CROPS
buttshapedfruit 0
farmville sucks anyways haha
ashiiya 0
AAAHAHAHA wow I'm sorry, this was hilarious xD but hey, why not pffttthaahahhaha
maskedman 9
I've heard of sexual harassment but what is this? This might not seem like a big deal at first, but this is just the beginning. If he can bully you into this request easily then next he'll have you join his mob in Mob Wars. Then he'll push you into becoming a fan of something stupid. He'll keep pushing you further until finally you wake up married to your boss.
facingforeverr 0
thats okay....about a month ago i got my phone taken away for three days bc i wouldnt be my moms friens on facebook.
perdix 31
You get paid to goof off! Isn't that great? I do it, too, but you get ordered to do it!
sourgirl101 29
So does that mean you're the boss? I always knew you were in charge!
Hacksaw 4
Tell him you don't have Facebook.
TahoeFMler 22
I was thinking too, that obviously there has already been a FB convo. The boss didn't say "make an acct and a farm." And if they're not FB friends already OP can block his posts from the boss.
yourlifesfucked 0
snickerdoodles do you have a nose ring or is that just a booger? =|
Hacksaw 4
Staunchly deny that you have any involvement with Facebook. If he tells you you're already friends on Facebook, assert that he is, in fact, friends with your doppelganger.
converseTMB 0
hahaha wow
PsychoMerk 0
Lol :)