Anon
United States
Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Johnnogood
Brooklyn, United States
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
David
London, United States
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML
soon to be unemployed
Southampton, United Kingdom
Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML
corey
United States
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML
Anonymous
Beaumont, United States
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML
Greenskies
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Corneilla-del-vercol, France
Unnerved
Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML
Paul
United States
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
:(
United States
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
RetailScapegoat
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
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ballistic 2
well did u become his neighbor?
KurouTenshi 0
just another example of how facebook ruins lives...
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facingforeverr 0
are you joking? i bet theres a million ppl on here who wiish they had a biss who told them to mess around on facebook all day..then again maybe not bc facebook is prettt gay. but stilll id rather do that than actual work
applesmoothiee 2
I hate it when people say gay as in a bad thing, it's so ignorant. Facebook is gay? wtf man
Intoxicunt 6
Word meanings change, and words can have dual meanings. Stop being so sensitive. If you want to be that literal, "gay" means happy, so how DARE everyone use it to mean homosexual! What else can we call Facebook? Lame? Nope, that means it can't walk or move properly. It's just a word. Not a personal attack.
facingforeverr 0
okay my apologies. facebook is homosexual. it likes other male websites. facebook is a ******* flamer. its a salad tosser. its butt buddies with the also homosexual stalking site known as twitter. facebook sucks dick for a good time.
pendulum2012 0
Another teenage badass who hates Facebook. Yeah, you are such a non-conformist for hating Facebook. You are just so different and unique. You don't play by the rules!
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
I have a Facebook and it has never "taken away" from face to face communication for me. It actually helps me stay in touch with people back at home while I'm in college (I pay my own cell phone bill so I cant afford to call everyone all the time). I check it once a day for about 10 minutes. I don't really care if someone doesn't like facebook, but I hate it when some people act like everyone that uses Facebook uses it obsessively.
facingforeverr 0
well both my parents use it obsessivley...except thryre addicted to mafia wars not farmville. but i agree not everyone uses it obsessivley. i personally dnt like facebook. however the only reason i said tht whole thing above was bc i was pissed at the dumbass oversensitive lez. i was attempting to use correct terms to describe how i feel about facebook bc i wouldnt want to say gay or anything...that mite offend someone
nickiloo22 0
46 is my hero! hahaha
FYOL 0
you deserve it for having a farmville account in the first place
MDNL 0
just b his neighbor. yea it's a strange condition, but if it keeps ur job just do it
asianwolf 2
2 agreed 33 snick is at 2 op- your boss is amazing
tisiphone_fml 0
You should report that to *his* boss. Then they can check and see if he's on Farmville instead of working.
24788 7
Farmville is so damn dumb I turned my plantation into an art piece.
kha77 0
LMFAOOO. this should be an episode on the office!!
Lambie 0
It so should. Michael Scott ftw!
Noxic 0
It's better than him demanding sexual favors right?
perdix 31
Who's your boss, Mister Rogers? Won't ya be my neighbor?
imchanel 0
lol your boss doesn't have a life.
Zynobia 0
r u freaking kidding me? Facebook is the devil! lol