Anon
United States
Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Johnnogood
Brooklyn, United States
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
David
London, United States
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML
soon to be unemployed
Southampton, United Kingdom
Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML
corey
United States
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML
Anonymous
Beaumont, United States
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML
Greenskies
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Corneilla-del-vercol, France
Unnerved
Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML
Paul
United States
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
:(
United States
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
RetailScapegoat
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
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ballistic 2
well did u become his neighbor?
KurouTenshi 0
just another example of how facebook ruins lives...
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Comments (166)
Compass 0
Wait, is he suggesting you should become his neighbor to keep your job, or did he hire you/didn't fire you because you were his neighbor already?
42billybob 5
for the sake of simplicity, make an account, add him, use it if you actually want to... i'd never touch it again. if you can avoid having to take it to court, do so.
GDFDG 0
I wanna have a farmville.,
tb15 0
I love how all the people are dissing farmville, while simultaneously on another online fad.sorry fml, pleased don't moderate this.
tangle_kelp66 0
I don't play that much Farmville. Your boss is awfully ridiculous. :|
cooki2581 10
I can relate!
deannamarie12 0
I wouldve just searched for a new job if boss told me that.
tchaikovsky93 0
Hahaha. I love your boss
matttheman33 0
that guy has a job to do. he dosnt have time for playing farmville
theset3 0
aah the luxury of technology at its finest