Today, my boss told me that he’d hired me because he thought I looked intelligent. He then went on to say that it was about time that I proved that I was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML
Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML
Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML
Today, my boss fired me, saying he’d had a lot of patience with me, but now the time had come to part. Funny, a few months ago he told me that he had to have a lot of patience with each of my coworkers when they started, but that I was the only one who grasped it all right from the start. FML
Today, my boss got angry at me because my English is better than his. He accused me of trying to steal his management position, and implied that I'll be lucky if I still have a job by the end of the month. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. I've been working hard doing extra work so I can get promoted. He called me in to tell me I'm to reliable in my current position, so I won't be moving up. FML
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Top comments
YoloWhiteRSA 20
Smart from far, but far from smart.
stryder9090 28
Well at least you've got one thing going for you.
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Comments (18)
species4872 20
So I gather your not wearing the beanie cap with propeller anymore.
Joshawott 21
I'm sorry OP, but I have to admit this made me laugh. Maybe once you've proven yourself, your boss can explore the comedy circuit - like he was clearly born to do?
Lalala579121 28
Well he's not wrong.
MyssTryss 16
Hey my boss used to absolutely despise me 4 years ago, and now she's been promoted once and I'm all the way up to her assistant! You never know. (:
usedletterboard 7
Today, I realized that the person I hired because I thought they would be intelligent failed me. FML
simsgirlgem 25
You don't work for Jack harkness do you?
NinjaSeth 7
Sometimes I read these and wonder if what I consider "innocent jokes" are in the dark depths of FML