Today, my boss threatened to fire me because of a tattoo I have. It's a small teddy bear on my leg with my parents' names on it. My workplace has no problems with tattoos, but my boss said it was "unoriginal and lame." It's a memorial tattoo; my parents died last year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got fired for having a visible tattoo on my neck. The tattoo in question is a scar from a surgery I had 2 months ago. The same one paid for by my employer's insurance and missed 2 weeks of work for. FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for racism after I refused to hire a black woman. I didn't hire her because she came to the interview wearing what was basically a bikini and she was covered in tattoos depicting lewd sex acts. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
Today, I came to terms with the fact that my dad will die without knowing I have tattoos on my body. I'm afraid my dad will suffer a deadly heart attack due to the revelation, as he had two heart failures in the past. My dad is still the sort of person who thinks that people with tattoos are criminals. FML
Today, I got fired from my job where you build teddy bears. I got fired not because I did anything wrong, just because they don't like my personality. I'd never worked with my boss, and that means all the employees that work there had a meeting about me, and all confirmed they don't like me. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
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Lothem 4
Some people... makes me wonder how they became the assholes they are today.
enbliss 10
tell him his excuse is "lame and unoriginal"
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Comments (126)
ChocolateCat 4
What a douche i feel bad for you
krock76 7
What a dick.
DRush_fml 12
Either your boss is one of the biggest dicks ever or he was having a bad day and just wanted any excuse to get mad... Either way YLS...
gimmicksz 9
**** him, tattoos are memories put into art
Bad_Bre 10
hes an ass & im sorry for your loss
Bad_Bre 10
hes an ass & im sorry for your loss
Bad_Bre 10
hes an ass & im sorry for your loss
dilley86 4
Can't be fired for having a tattoo if your work doesn't have problems with them. Unless you work at Hot Topic or Hollister, the high school dominated workplaces.
lockyz 10
Your boss is probably jealous because he don't have the guts to make a tattoo . I think you should talk to the HR from your company and tell them that he's harassing you
MissB_1990 4
It's none of his frigging business! Sorry for your loss. :(