Today, my boss thought it was funny to fire me by putting on dark sunglasses and saying "You have been terminated" in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger voice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
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julfunky 29
... Your boss was right.
Beefmaster 4
Is your boss Micheal Scott?
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Comments (16)
ARISKomuniszt 24
Better Schwarzenegger than Trump...
manb91uk 22
That is pretty funny to be fair! At least he didn’t tell you he was pregnant with your baby too!
ChakatBlackstar 29
Yes, but on the bright side Schwarzenegger always died in those movies, so your boss will probably get killed by some uppity humans too.
Rabite 28
Sounds like he was enjoying this a little bit too much.
SwordSlashBlade 13
Did you say “I’ll be back” in response?