Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
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Top comments
Tsunami87 17
Wow, police will tow someone's car if you report it as suspicious! *commits to memory for later use* now to find someone I don't like...
HahaHokayThen 10
Must've been a Ford.
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Comments (65)
bettyc4 26
Now call and report there is a suspicious ppl going to and from a car with money and get his car towed. Revenge FTW
Forlorn420 9
You shouldn't have thought it was ok to leave ur car there late. Why was ur car out so late hmm???
doubleea 3
They were working?
A100893 30
Because they work there? Maybe? Just my guess.
braddah112233 1
Your an idiot
japtch 15
23- Your comment is ironic.
McDonaldsworker 4
Hmm, are you high #17 lol
DoubleCross 9
Pedo Van.
jellyD 1
Call his car in!
GuardGirl126 9
Hahaha! That'd be awesome! That's something I would do!
perdix 31
He probably wanted to save the "good" parking spots for the paying customers, not the lazy employees who can't park a few blocks away and hoof it to work.
goodfella925 0
A 1970's Ford Rape Van Econoline
McDonaldsworker 4
Hey OP where have you been parking your car for your boss to even notice it? Let alone think it's suspicious for where it's parked? Maybe you should try the employee parking area next time?
xStaciexLynnx 15
I've never had employee parking at a job so maybe that wasn't the problem...
Jasonf6 0
Make him pay for it.
LadiDi_fml 10
He will have to be nice with you for a while...
hateevryone 15
you need to tell his ass. he needs to pay for it.