Anonymous
Vancouver, United States
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Best time
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
kady
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Party!
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
pukishgirl
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
India
This good enough for ya?
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
StupidJob
Batavia, United States
Today I was home sick from work because my doctor gave me a new pill that made me throw up violently. My boss called. I thought she was checking on me. She fired me instead. FML
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Buckethead
Today, I called in sick for the first time. My boss said that if I didn’t show up, not only would he fire me, but he’d make sure I never find another job for the rest of my life. So I showed up to work with a bucket, puking every five minutes. My boss still made me stay the full nine hours. FML
ewwgross
United States
Bad hair day
Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML
Anonymous
Macon, United States
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
iswearicandrive
United States
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
stuck
Australia
Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML
Top comments
triplebeerox 27
Well, that was nice of your boss. Sometimes I can't do that even for friends...
Jac_d_ipper 10
Were you giving him a ********?
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Comments (89)
perdix 31
#16, No, but I saw someone drop a Junior Mint into one.
crazytwinsmom 25
Hopefully, you're ill or have food poisoning, and not just sick from drinking. Then your boss won't be too pissed off.
angelitared 27
Are u pregnant?
willard3663 20
Is it the bosses baby?
RedPillSucks 33
Face mask will stop the projectile part of vomiting but it's not going to stop vomit from coming out. Facemasks are meant to stop germs from the surgeons breath.
MrsPegg 45
I second 30: From my actual experience, Ive seen a doctor sneeze (in the O.R.) and even the mist came out of the mask *shudders*
Zebediabolical 45
I really hope you're a chick. Otherwise that's just weird.
JacobH34 10
On the bright side you have a very nice boss! *starts whistling "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"*
Epikouros 32
The crime scene isn't getting any cleaner that way.
GEBEH 14
16 should definetly change his profile picture
GlennVDM 3
It's only your second day and you've already got the boss working for YOU? Good job!