Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Communication breakdown
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Top comments
TwitchingNebula 17
Just because she's your mom doesn't mean you get special treatment. If one of my kids worked for me and they weren't up to par, yeah I'll can them. Welcome to the real world.
jessherself13 21
You don't deserve special treatment just because you're family, OP. If you don't work hard there are plenty of people who need jobs who are willing to take your place.
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Comments (85)
Adi4927 5
Looks like you have work ethic only a mother could love... Oh wait...
1crabbygirl 10
My boss (husband) once sent me home for a bad attitude. ¡WiNniNg!
ninaskyez 12
Lol all family owned businesses are the same, your mom will eventually get over it an re-hire you!
sikunt89_fml 16
Well would you rather her keep unproductive staff employed and lose money, maybe even lose the business, possibly even lose the house you live in? I hope she gave you a warning to improve first though.
wickedbitch505 1
So be an adult find a bob yourself and quit bitching
TiddleyMoney 7
wow... I'm sorry but you must have been VERY incompetent and just horrible at whatever it is you did. its a professional business, not a store built upon favoritism. if you can't do your job then that's your fault for assuming you can get away with it and still have a job. you never told us WHY you got fired either which could definitely explain a lot. now of course she may be a little more lenient towards you because you are her son, but come on man!!
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha! Crap. I'm working for my grandpa right now! #paranoid
etishuman22 32
This ain't twitter, friend. #hashtagsarelameandshouldbeabolished
inkedperfections 11
Hey... just be glad you "Had" a job in the first place.
CelebrityChef 3
Man I feel for u, what a bitch but, family ***** u over sometimes get used to it, my family didn't give a shit when I was on the street
lulu889x 22
you must have done something really nad to get fired..