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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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Mokiikom_fml 8

The illustration is HILARIOUS!! XD So awesome!!

the illustration is really good, in both interpretation and in drawing skill. I love the how it was changed to the cleaning lady looking up stuff, lol

That's nasty... xD

Don't bend over in front of him

MustangFilly77 9

Really love the illustration :)

I'm pretty sure that had nothing to do with what number 1 said. Why wouldn't you comment after number 345 like you should?

Loving the illustration ^^ haha...imagine if that were the case XD

I love your profile pic. I love cats!

That must've been an awkward moment...

shayundead 9

Oh my! Hopefully OP's ahole is still virgin

charlieohcharlie 12

Why do you think, o captain obvious?