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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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hahaa that's brilliant! i'm loving the quality as well.

lol virgin airlines

Loving the illustration ^_^

Awesome illustration. And poor dude. Good luck on not being awkward :D

hateevryone 15

don't let him take your virginity.

Rofl. That's great. xD

It's not homophobic to be worried about a man who looks at gay child ****. It would be just as disturbing if he'd been looking at straight child ****.

ilikepieandpie 11

Nice. I bet it was him and the op's cubicle mate watching it together. Hahahaha. This woulda been even more hilarious if his boss hada been a chick

Early promotion?

The illustration did a great job rekindling this funny post.