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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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Al I can tell you... WATCH THE REAR!! :DD

Well did he rape you

mattieberry 0

And your point is. ???? Just because he may be gay doesnt mean hes attracted to you or will try and seduce you. Really, what ego!

I get that it prob freaked u out, But did he DO anything ?????

Chewiie513 0

I feel so bad for you! Sleep on ur back so ur ass isn't in the air!

So.. you better run faster than your boss!

Im srry dawg but uh 4get wat everyone els told u HE GONNA TAKE YO BUTT N YO SLEEP!!!!

allstar809 4

Ok people, even if the boss searches virgin boy assholes, the **** that would show up would still be legal. they use over 18 people but that look younger.