The Sbeak
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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supafly208 0
hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.
Dirk_fml 0
swallow a fork dude.
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oak_leaf 1
who says hes gay? he could have just been curious.
GoldenMantis 4
Nothing to do here *flies away on jetpack*
arifshah95 0
Dude, I read that on a joke app somewhere. This dude is a total fake...
h_ginge 7
Get a chastity belt!!
spazticdonkey 0
Bring a box of condoms
ObsessedWithMe 13
lol
HellOnWheels357 11
I don't think there is a rug big enough too sweep all that akwardness under..
furryball 9
oh my god im so sorry LOL
neverletup21 2
Put a cork in it!!!!! Lmao
crazyturtlelover 0
Continuously talk about diarrhea problems you've been having the entire way, and ask for advice on stopping it haha