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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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Run for your life.

Is he a catholic priest?

I totally understand being a little shocked about the web thing. Even if your male friends are ok with you being gay sometimes they can think or say stupid thoughts like "would you do me?" FML

nomonasandwich 0

how could he possobly diserve this? ******* idiots

Should've just canceled the trip man

Thats fckn disgusting!

Zacharias1990 0

damn should have cleared his history

565 jus cause he is looking up **** doesn't mean he'd rape a girl

Good luck. Maybe you can get that promotion.

Dont worry To Catch A Predator will get him