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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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DKParth13 5

I like turtles!

rape him first

well it looks like someone is going to get raped...

Bring a buttplug and mace...

Wow, wow, wow. First of all, I wouldn't want to be alone with him. And second of all, that mofo is creepy!!

SimoneDymond 3

sooooo truuu

It's funny how all of the people standing up for gay men were voted down even though they're absolutely correct :-/

I can't believe they didn't deactivate comments on this one.

tomsantos 0

Get your own room