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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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his power levels over 9000

two words: duct tape

ready for your **** meat sandwitch lol

I'm all about gay rights and equal treatment, but the issue here is that he said "virgin BOY a**holes" not man. it wasn't gay ****. it was pedophelia. so really OP has naught to worry about, as he is not a child.

lazaarowicz 0

ahahaha that's gold.

gay lord. shame on you. u have a while life ahead of you and u wanna spend it on "virgin boy assholes"??? tsk tsk

my god u guys are acting like ****** Sherlock holmes trying to solve the mystery. stop it and have a laugh!! FML!

be careful sunshine,dont let him bellybutton rape you,even tho you would like it

LOOOOOL telll him to wear a condom