The Sbeak
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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supafly208 0
hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.
Dirk_fml 0
swallow a fork dude.
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Card_Games 0
Ok, seriously-- to all the people saying "Just because he's gay doesn't mean he'll rape you!" Take a step back and look at this pragmatically. If this FML were like "Today I saw my Boss' latest Google search was 'Banging young red heads.' I'm a 22 year old red head and have a trip with him next week." You'd say FYL, right? A girl would be stupid to not have her guard up from there. You don't have to be a homophobe to be concerned about your own personal safety and professional future. Straight girls don't think that all straight guys are out to rape them-- but they certainly ought to be careful about their own safety. I can't believe there are so many folks pretending to be "reasonable" while saying that the OP is Homophobic just by being concerned for his own safety. If I saw my boss had google searched "Virgin Boy Assholes," I'd be stupid not to be a bit on my guard around him.
El_mariachi 0
sleep with ur butcheeks closed together!!! tape 'em and good luck!!!
xxMyShadowxx 0
hhahahaahahahahahaha i'm so sorry but i gotta laugh hope u dont end up having sex with him xx
Kyranietmht 0
That right there is ******* hilarious. Was there an awkwards stare exchanged between you two? You looking like an innocent puppy and him looking like at you like 'yeah thats's right'. Funny stuff.
NataleeC 0
lmfao!!!! lmfao!!!! lmfao!!!! im like literally laughing my ****** ass off right now!!
masturbasian 0
I just laughed so ******* hard at that, you have no idea.
fluffyhead0098 0
You don't have to be a homophobe to find that awkward. I'm not a homophobe and if I was him, I'd be a little freaked out.
jonny_x 0
I call bullshit on this fml
ravensierra 0
Maybe a virgin boy was being an asshole and he wanted to know how to deal with it?
jonny_x 0
i call complete bullshit on this fml