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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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cupooterluvr 0

WHAT HE SAID

Bon Voyage!!!

i would be totally excited. yummy **** MY ASSHOLE hahaha

beany212 0

See I thought (the first time I read this) was that the boss was thinking that the guy was an asshole. Not searching for assholes. Maybe that could be a possibility?

beany212 0

See I thought (the first time I read this) was that the boss was thinking that the guy was an asshole. Not searching for assholes. Maybe that could be a possibility?

is_it_in 0

lol just think how awkward the boss must have felt when tht popped up im sure he didnt want his co-workers seeing tht side of him

Can't you all just enjoy the damn joke ans stop being all literal and logical about it..damn

justmyluck1212 0

A gay pedophile? double whammy!

Secretive_HLM 0

sounds like you work at jail..... sorry buddy, just remeber do NOT drop the soap ;) hahahaa