The Sbeak
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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supafly208 0
hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.
Dirk_fml 0
swallow a fork dude.
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DubbleSlice 3
Thats sad :(
bluemouse 0
your chance for promotion is finally here eat more fiber, lube the exit, and get ready
zschamp 0
HAAHAHA #384 thank you for that laugh
Andy_fails_ 0
I guess this is a joke
RonTayan 0
HAHAHAHA NIGHITY NIGHT! KEEP YOU BUTT HOLE TIGHT HAHAHAHAH!
katewasherexx 0
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeepx4284725176471838583728377837373738374727
KiwiGrimm 0
Main rule you should follow: 1. DO NOT get drunk! LMAO
fmylife529 0
i know the business trip is probably over but watch your back and keep a knife with you all the time
Muchomastrbation 0
um...I'm gay. I'm 20, I'm 5'5" I weigh 115, I have little body hair, and all of my best friends are women. So I must say, your statement is 80% untrue.
Speedycat69 0
Oh shit your boss is pedobear.