Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
Today, I got fired from my job for having a resting bitch face when I get frustrated or when I'm concentrating on my work. According to them, I have to work on my "anger issues." FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this "joke" a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML
Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML
Today, my boss scolded me for being too friendly to our customers and told me to back off and let them do their thing. Less than an hour after doing as he said, he scolded me again, this time for slacking off and not asking them if they needed help finding stuff. There goes my bonus. FML
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Big_Daddy_Joe 0
I know exactly what you mean.
emo_devon 11
yes, OP, that happens...unfortunately, we tend to be unaware about how our face looks atm, and ppl just ask if you're pissed or if something is wrong when you are feeling OK...it is pretty annoying.
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Comments (161)
spicywatermelon 0
Cheer up dudeman. I have your same problem. :(
tattedbullybabe 3
I know exactly how you feel! my ex was always telling me I looked pissed off, I thought he was full of shit, but now my husband says the same thing! but im not always mad, just don't see the point in walking around with a big stupid smile all day long lol
XxgreymoonxX 8
xD that's how I am
Spoonz 4
my mom said if I always left my face like that it would stay
Footballfinatic 0
You boss is going to hell.....
staind42 0
Well your not being paid to rest, so slap on a smile and continue working the job ya hate!
BellaMarta 19
You wouldn't happen to be related to Kristen Stewart, would you?
sciencekidster1 8
People always ask me, "Are you okay?" At a Catholic camp I went to, a seminarian gave me a sympathetic look, then made the sign of the cross.
sweetsourangel 1
lol...
wh0teva 6
Always looking pissed off and sounding sarcastic? Are you sure that's not you just being British?
MurphyS94 4
People always tell me I look high when my face is relaxed... At least your boss doesn't think you're high at work o.o