Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML
Today, I discovered that as thanks for my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, my boss asked me to talk to the HR manager to see if I was happy about my pay, which made me think I was going to get a raise. Turns out they paid me nearly twice as much as they should have for the last 2 years and I owe them over €5000. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML
Today, I met with my boss hoping to hear about a possible raise that had been promised many months ago. He then told me that the only way I would get a raise was if I found a better paying job and took it, and that the company was in no position to offer anyone a raise. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
pewp 5
It was stupid on your bosses part, but even more stupid on your part. Here is some advice for you: don't spend money that you don't have! But, I guess anyone who spends $1500 on a handbag wouldn't be smart enough to do that. The next time you want to throw away money like that, give it to me and I'll use it to spend on my tuition.
wafflemonger 0
Is his name Michael Scott?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (116)
protooler31 0
YDI for not waiting to confirm it on your next paycheck...
LeCorsaire_fml 0
what kind of boss does that?
Jimmy9999 0
For spending 1500 on a bag you deserved it what retard spends that much on a bag people like you shouldn't be allowed to have money
cantanstrophe 0
There's a little thing- it's called spending money which YOU ACTUALLY HAVE IN YOUR HAND. Just because you're told that you have a raise, doesn't mean that you literally have the money. Spend when you get your paycheque.
crazyderrub 0
Why didn't u just return it??
crazyderrub 0
oh and number 4 is sexist.
omgzdude 0
wow. you get a raise and spend 1500$. you are an EPIC FAIL.
ReallyMike 0
#28, consoles/games/xbox live cost WAY less than 1500$ (a decent PC would cost that much). But the point is, not only do I get to play thousands of entertaining games alone and with my friends while having a blast, I can actually do some PRODUCTIVE shit on my PC. I don't understand sports fans, so I can't really justify that. But there's a difference between something that is just "handy" (a bag) and something that provides entertainment for you and your friends. And anyone who buys shit THAT expensive just to "look pretty" is either retarded, or insecure. Either way, get a ******* clue.
andy13_fml 0
oh wow dude that sucks but y didnt u spend it on somthing u actually need like food
reyemrein 0
Agreed with ^. IDC how cool you think it is, $1500 dollars spent on a bag is at least $1450 too much.