Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend told me she didn't want to be my friend anymore, because she wanted to start afresh in college and have pretty friends. FML
Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML
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Top comments
cc1992 11
What a shallow bitch! Ditch her, nobody wants a friend like that.
zombieteef 0
You should have told her you're only friends with her because her cuntish attitude makes everyone like you better.
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Comments (96)
WYlacrossegirl7 0
cut that bitch! :)
deannamarie12 0
Wow, what a bitch..
amazingjane 0
what a bitch! u should tell everyone she's was born w/ a penis....let's see how popular she is then.
madaoxsan 9
@37 ...that'd probably more than likely boost her popularity...but good try.
redtigerlily 5
bitch
branje 0
f*ck that loser biotch.
RokstaRx88 0
pshh what female doesn't do this? you're the go to cockblock backup plan. advice care about your appearance and take care of yourself. not saying only focus on ur image but actually put time into dressing up to go out with her and snatch up a few men. a girl who takes care of herself is a huge turn on for most men
BikerMike 0
your "friend" is an ignorant ****
MikeyPJ 0
kick her face off!
ManOnTheEdge 0
bend he over and quite literally **** her face
FMLRevoluSean 0
So you're doing a nice thing for her! Dafp!!!!!