Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me, talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "So… does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
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trilingualotaku 0
wow.. that really sucks... dw at least you know what she's really like now.
Joe2794 0
Wow that ******* sucks. Time to get a new friend.
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Comments (162)
KayCee_012 0
That's super f*cked up.! But luckily there's a thing called karma.!
_tanned 0
ditch your friend, dumb your boyfriend.
jewel5 0
This reminds me of the book My Best Friend's Girl by Dorothy Koomson.
bandit09 0
I don't understand how people can do that to someone so close to them! Some people are true assholes and need to get a hobby so they don't end up ******* yours...
cheshirexcat 0
smash that freakin bitch and kill the jackass
ShortyBBangin 0
WOOOOOOOOOOOOW. THAT SUCKS. I would beat her ass....well I wouldn't touch her belly, but I'd **** up her face. Then I'll beat his ass. You could do the same.
Peacelover99 0
FYL, That really sucks. Drop them both. Shitty friend/boyfriend. :( I'm sorry.
matt9999 0
atleast you were not already pregnant from him as well that wouldve sucked 10x more but still fyl
babyphat123 0
think of it as a good thing if she wasn't pregnant you would have never found out that your boyfriend cheats on you secondly she now is stuck with a cheater and btw try knowing someone before considering them your bestfriend
Chibi_Mia_Chula 0
Don't you just hate the *****'s nowadays?