Today, I was told I was negative for Covid, so I went to buy wine to celebrate. Two hours later, I got a call again, saying I was positive and placed under quarantine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a text from my girlfriend telling me to call when I wake up. Turns out she had one of her friends over who tested positive for Covid and I was just at her house, so now I’m forced to quarantine. FML
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Today, after bronchitis and a negative COVID test, I finally went back into my classroom for the last day before break. An hour after I got home, a parent contacted me to let me know her child (whom I helped all day) had tested positive and that I needed to quarantine. She thought I would, "want to know." FML
Today, I was tested positive for Covid-19, after suffering with some of the symptoms of the disease two days ago. Last week, I had to pretend I was infected with it to avoid going to a friend's party, as my ex-girlfriend would be there. Ain't life a bitch? FML
Today, despite getting all vaccinations and taking all precautions, I've tested positive for Covid. Again. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Today, I tested positive for Covid. Not only do I feel absolutely miserable, but I was at work all day yesterday, interacting with the public. Also, the day before that, I hung out at a friend's house with a 3-month-old infant. If any one of them get Covid, it's my fault. FML
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RichardPencil 32
The good news is you don't have to share your wine -- all for you! While you planned to use it to celebrate, you can now drown your sorrows in the wine. It's a versatile intoxicant.
xxlk4xx 6
that really does suck! I mean if they really did tell you you didnt have it then obviously you'd feel fine going out! but I would call any place you went to and let them know that you ended up testing positive if you havnt already, hope you feel better soon!
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Mathalamus 25
Welp. You probably infected someone.
AmbrosiaFan 19
And people wonder why I don't trust the numbers...
mcsmee 8
Should've bought more wine so you could last through the quarantine period.
xxlk4xx 6
that really does suck! I mean if they really did tell you you didnt have it then obviously you'd feel fine going out! but I would call any place you went to and let them know that you ended up testing positive if you havnt already, hope you feel better soon!
RichardPencil 32
The good news is you don't have to share your wine -- all for you! While you planned to use it to celebrate, you can now drown your sorrows in the wine. It's a versatile intoxicant.
J15237 25
Bright side of the entire situation is you have wine. I hope that you recover and feel better soon.
Grizz8831 14
call anywhere you've been. call anyone you've been around. relax and take care of yourself. and very importantly, don't feel as though any of it is your fault. seriously you were told you were negative, so you went to a store... blame a medical mistake,. Blame the idiots not believing this is a problem. blame th people that don't understand how masks work. but it is not your fault as long as you make sure people know. Oh and stay the **** home until doc says you are good... don't add to the idiocracy.
Suaria 38
They did the same thing to me when I tested positive a few months ago. I was on the phone with them with them telling me I'm negative. The lady started talking to others next to her which she then said they mixed up the paperwork and I was actually positive for covid.
Brightside86 31
The Covid test is a disaster, at best around day 8 you have a 20% chance of a false negative. Any day before or after day 8 your chances of a false negative are even higher.