Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because I've worked hard to shed off those pounds. I asked her what changes were evident, she told me that I now have a neck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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rosierosierosie 0
Hey, at least you have one now, thats all that matters
justsayfuck 5
If that bothers you, you can always gain weight again and lose that annoying neck :)
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Comments (112)
hk_fml 9
O_o isnt this a good thing, now that you have your neck back?
cheergirly16 0
I don't get this one...don't people want necks?? like, ones that aren't covered by fat?
catkat1988 17
"Today, I finally lost the weight I've been trying so hard to lose, and my friend pointed it out to me, giving me a compliment. FML." Yeah, I can definitely see your problem here, your life is definitely screwed. Seriously, good job on losing weight, and keep up the healthy life style!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
I judge people based on their wallet size.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
come on, mods, you can do better than that! the boogers one was funny, but this one was just lame.
jdfml90 0
its alright, Chin up... and the other one!
xXxbiancaxXx 0
at least u lost weight I guess ...?
281go 4
Well atleast you have a neck now..... So that's a win
zachjack 0
23 win!
aback 5
It's a start.
zachjack 0
in soviet Russia weight loses you!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
in Soviet Russia, jokes about Soviet Russia are still funny!
supergamer94 0
In Soviet Russia, they don't make Soviet Russia jokes!