ToxicSuicide
United States
Today, my babysitter called to inform me that my grandfather is stalking her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
notanightowlanymore
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Clyde, United States
Panic!
Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad influence
Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
Michelle
Netherlands
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
forgotten
United Kingdom
Who are you?
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
grounded.
United States
Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML
Anonymous
Express yourself
Today, I got home and found my babysitter furious and my 5 year-old exhausted from crying. Normally he chooses to wear Disney princess dresses but today his grandma came for a visit, saw what he was wearing, told him he was bad, and forced him to wear trousers. I’m ready to kill the bitch. FML
jonathan
France
I think I should leave
Today, I was talking on the phone about how my son's babysitter is an absolute sicko, that she smoked weed next to my baby, that she smells bad, etc. I literally said her full name and the way she looks. Then I felt a hand on my shoulder; it was her, and she'd heard absolutely everything. FML
abygalee
Akron, United States
Today, my mom hasn't talked to me for 5 days, so, worried sick, I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
#1&5: I interpreted it as it was the mother's babysitter for her child(ren).
Kitten16 0
LOL GO GRANPA
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sweet_blue 3
GO GRAMPS!!!!!!! lmao
HomeAl0ne 20
Is the babysitter by any chance your grandma? That would go some way to unraveling this mess.
varkey 7
that's very strange, FYL
clashatdemonhead 3
haha way to go, grandpa!
dansco 25
#46 for the win! You are baby sat by your Gran. Riddle solved. Next...
Reaper5639 16
LOL! Damn grandpa still wants some action!! First stop drug store, to get some viagra.
BestthangsmokiN 0
When I first read this, I thought it said "my baby sister". That would've been funnier! (: But it sucks just the same! You need to have a serious chat with your grandpa.
fml_as_usual 0
that is ******* awesome!! lol
Brooks2011 5
Hahah I agree with #48, that's very strange.
lulu121893 0
haha dirty old man.