Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML
Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
Today, at school, I got in trouble for plagiarizing on a paper. The subject of said paper was where I see myself in ten years. FML
Today, my teacher called a friend and me out of class and told us we had been reported for plagiarism because our answers to a problem were nearly identical, and he said that I shouldn't have shared my work. This for an assignment where significant marks were awarded for collaborating with peers. FML
Today, my classmate told me she can copy an article from the internet and hand that in, as long as she cites it at the end. FML
Today, I got yelled at for 10 minutes by my head of department for failing one of my students for plagiarism, because, "we can't be sure." It was my work he plagiarised, but because it's not in our system, it doesn't count. FML
Today, I got an A+ on a writing assignment. My teacher asked me three times if I really did write this article myself, and didn't memorise an article from the Internet. FML
Today, I got a paper back that was given a zero for suspected plagiarism. Everything I wrote was my own thought and analysis. My instructor basically thinks my paper is smarter than I am. He won't listen, even when I explain my thought processes throughout the piece. FML
Today, I collected my students' final essays. One of them submitted a printout of a screenshot he took with his phone. Too bad a browser address bar was still in the shot, along with a "click to read more" link at the bottom. My students are too dumb and lazy to even plagiarize properly. FML
Today, I failed an assignment because the person I paid to do it plagiarized the entire thing. FML
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Top comments
ZTD09 2
Ultimately, your rural demise is imminent.
Expertfail 0
Jokes on them; if you're telling the truth then you're clearly more intelligent than they think you could be, good for you!
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Comments (319)
dc295 3
ur just jealous that ur not lol
khaya 9
They told me four letter words were complicated for eighteen year olds, but then again the room they kept me in was pretty dark and I was alone.
holagranola 15
looks like the teacher doesn't have very high standards for you !
RedPillSucks 33
Would have been funny if it was an AP Biology class
sxe_beast 11
If you attend a public high school I completely understand, yet I feel sorry for you. Our education system is embarrassing.
Zombieslayer1 0
So true.
sxe_beast 11
I'm glad I'm fortunate enough to attend a private school :/. According to recent rankings I saw the United States is 14th in reading, 25th in maths, and 17th in science. :(
Zombieslayer1 0
The education kids receive today is very sad. I am home schooled, which sucks in some cases but is wonderful in others.
sxe_beast 11
Well wouldn't you rather be home schooled than be taught by someone who thinks that rural, demise, and ultimately are difficult words? :|
Zombieslayer1 0
it's that sort of thing where I'm grateful for my home schooling. But the social life sucks, I hardly know anyone my own age. Most of my friends have already graduated or coming to there time of retirement.
bassdredd 2
those aren't even difficult words...I used those when I was in seventh grade... either your teacher is a complete retard or your school is filled with dumbasses. fyl
Josh67 1
at least your smarter then her
Pigpen181 3
I have seen this posting before! You plagiarist !
GallifreyDog 2
Bloody hell I could use those in primary school before I even turned 10.
aardvarkish 17
Oh, so you're the one who put them on the Internet first!
maidofawesome 0
Your teacher is a dumbass