Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Wizard skills
Today, I was looking after my 9 year-old nephew when I let him play some web games on my MacBook. A few hours later, I found out I'd underestimated his tech skills, as he'd changed all my contacts to "Mr. Spongebob Squarepants." Thanks to iCloud, all contacts on all my devices were changed. FML
Baby Shark goes on the road
Today, I tried to create the perfect playlist for a road trip. I spent a long while curating it, but when I hit the shuffle button, it started playing a bunch of annoying nursery rhymes. Apparently, I'd accidentally merged my list with my nephew's. FML
Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Now Playing
Today, my eleven-year-old cousin, who lives with me, has discovered Old Town Road. He’s been playing it for four hours on repeat and I’m ready to scream. FML
Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Make it stop!
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML
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maggie_gxx 0
oh man i love that song! ffjiel is the best. have u heard algfah9?
Schumy0724 4
How was no one watching him for that long that he could change the names of 400 songs
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epiphone94 0
Wow I hope u didn't have pay for it haha
awkwardness 0
...Why would he have to pay for it?
clopez06 0
he shouldn't be on the computer using your things in the first place...
Dr_Toast 0
yeah man i have 196000 songs, most are terrible though
mobius8 0
Aww. My phone has 50 or similarly named contacts thanks to my 4 year old. Makes finding anyone's number a real paid, but reduces the chance that when she's trying to call someone after stealing it that it connects to a number that's going to cost me.
tomberryboy 0
That sucks massive ass yet it's ******* hillarios,put on limewire I wanna download it.
RenRen_fml 0
That's really quite hilarious, but it truly does suck for you :P All you need to do is sit at your computer for hours and listen to the songs and change the info. At least you don't have 1,900 songs like I do :D
mobius8 0
She wasn't bragging about it... just saying it could've been worse. And no one really gives a crap how many songs you have.
abbylovesdahlia 0
I GOT 46K SONGS, btw, for whoever sed u payed a dollar for each, as if you havent heard of limewire...
kellster 2
Moral of the story (i.e., the moral of the story for about 1/5 of the FMLs on here): don't let kids near your technology. Idiot. YDI for sure!
RinaRapture 0
Sometimes there's just no keeping them away O_o
abbylovesdahlia 0
46000 songs ere 0.0 illegal :P