Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Wizard skills
Today, I was looking after my 9 year-old nephew when I let him play some web games on my MacBook. A few hours later, I found out I'd underestimated his tech skills, as he'd changed all my contacts to "Mr. Spongebob Squarepants." Thanks to iCloud, all contacts on all my devices were changed. FML
Baby Shark goes on the road
Today, I tried to create the perfect playlist for a road trip. I spent a long while curating it, but when I hit the shuffle button, it started playing a bunch of annoying nursery rhymes. Apparently, I'd accidentally merged my list with my nephew's. FML
Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Now Playing
Today, my eleven-year-old cousin, who lives with me, has discovered Old Town Road. He’s been playing it for four hours on repeat and I’m ready to scream. FML
Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Make it stop!
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML
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maggie_gxx 0
oh man i love that song! ffjiel is the best. have u heard algfah9?
Schumy0724 4
How was no one watching him for that long that he could change the names of 400 songs
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waiter_fml 0
and i thought singapore kids were clever. haha, just listen and rename them! go through the songs! that would be fun enough. :) i think i would choose both YLIF, and YDI, cause it sucks having stupid names as songs, and also, YDI cause you dont have a password or smth...
hahaha6 0
I still am unsure this is real even though I hate people who call always fake. I believe(and hope) the 9 yr old kid can figure out iTunes. What i'm not sure i believe is that the 9 yr old had the attention span to change all 401 songs titles to jibberish. Wouldn't he have to go into each individual one and change it? Just sayin.... it seems unlikely to me that he changed all the songs.
fyourlife88 0
Apparently someone thinks that the 9 year old downloaded 401 songs titled "azxcvbs3f" on iTunes for 99 cents each. As to why he thinks there are actually songs named that on iTunes for purchase, well that is beyond me.
ozymandias_fml 0
No big deal -- just restore your backup. It's a starting point at least.
jessicalmfao 0
hahhaha, that sucks!
mohit88 0
Stupid person is stupid
South_Park_Shay 0
Dude, you can always change it back. Just double click the "aidjf3p" or whatever, and re-name it. I THINK that works.. either that or you just waisted 400$ my friend. And really.. how stupid can you be to have a computer unlocked on an iTunes account with a 9 year old in the house??? REALLY?
Taolan 23
HAS NOBODY ON THE INTERNET HEARD OF A PASSWORD?
mitchelldef 0
@15 idk why but I cracked up when I read that. And that is true.
jennam_fml 4
limewire's a terrible program to use, full of viruses. I use ares.