Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, my fiancé asked his 13-year-old sister what role she wanted in our upcoming wedding. Her response was "Saying I object!" FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
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Top comments
ICastillo 25
She is right, yoga pants is the way to go.
MrBrightside21 20
Or don't wear any pants. Yeah, yeah, the cops don't like it, but the ladies always give me a second look. Single by choice.
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Comments (134)
lovecrazy12 14
She's probably right. Yea looks don't matter but you usually get to know someone after an attraction has formed.
sophiekat 19
Just be yourself :)
anabuddy123 10
Just do what you want, that's usually the right way to go :D
B_CeouL 12
Yes it means you're never gonna get married.
perdix 31
That's not true. You just need to find a plumpa humpa.
Bluekaren16 19
That looks bad on her part not your's OP.
Bluekaren16 19
Yours*
EvilUndead 9
Track pants are cool and sporty girls are cute. If you're fit, don't listen to her.
SoSickWithIt 14
What if she weighs 300+ and track pants are the only thing that fits her? Maybe if she lost 3lbs she could slim down into jeans. Orr be fat! :D
Schizomaniac 24
Then SHE CAN'T SIT WITH US.
Catkam623 27
Tracks pants aren't really hot on any girl, track shorts are but that's only cause they show off your ass
EvilUndead 9
41, if the only thing you can think about is woman's ass, then you don't understand female beauty at all. It is about proportion, not individual parts. Well built women without extra weight will look great in track pants, jeans, t-shirts, or judo uniform etc. Such clothing will outline body without revealing too much, which is pretty much perfect. Still, to each his own, I guess..
Bliss391 7
Dress like yourself! Don't change your style to find someone. If he's the right one he will love you regardless of what you wear!
perdix 31
In Canada and most of the English-speaking world, they call them "track pants," and yes, they do mean that you've given up. In America, we give them the even more unappealing name of "sweat pants." Your little sister is right that your chances of bagging a "normal" are fading with each distended drawstring. What she doesn't know is that there's a small group of guys with a BBW fetish that will find you simply scrumptious!
evilplatypus 39
Not all track pants are sweatpants. Some are that windbreaker plastic-y material.
perdix 31
#64, oh, that makes a big difference! I feel a boner coming on (mine, that is ;) )
rapido_fml 2
'Most English speaking countries' except the US and here in Britain, where we call them 'trackie bottoms', not 'track pants'. To us, pants are underwear.
thewife5 19
I agree perdix!!
chyeneee 3
We also call them sweat pants in Canada..
poccocurantes 7
I am thinking of the ones that fit skin tight that seem to be popular with the younger MILf set. In Which case I don't see a problem.
DKjazz 20
99- Are you thinking of yoga pants?
poccocurantes 7
Probably.
_thatbluh 5
Puma outfits are pretty cool
etchsanity1 11
Yeah but this is a Canadian post she means sweat pants... The worlds least attractive pants
TheDrifter 24
Not necessarily, in this end of Canada, track pants usually refers to the nylon ones, with sweat pants being the cloth (non yoga cut) ones.