Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter told me I was blocking her view of her puppy. She said, "Dad, your boobs are too long!" FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
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leelee87_fml 0
"No, sweetie. Not until you have kids."
maitressekatje 0
@1 because kids are blind until a certain age? What? you honestly think a five year old is NOT going to notice that grown women have strange growths on their chests that grown men don't have? A good parent is honest about that information with his/her kids.
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Comments (40)
piney123 0
OMG!!! ROFL! Kids are too funny sometimes!
Kcorb90 0
Pics or it never happened
athena3100 9
I knew what boobs are when i was younger than that. I think you have problems.
MothsWings 4
She probably means that they are droopy as opposed to her mosquito bites.
littlemissgrace 15
If she's five, she was sucking on them not too long ago. Of course she knows what they are.
profligatesoul 18
That's okay I still wanna see your boobs
Neckyl 6
Say yes and see if she cries. :P In all seriousness, be proud of your body! I'm guessing those boobs worked hard to feed your daughter, and that's a beautiful thing.
daemonsparta 16
the answer is yes if they're big