Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter told me I was blocking her view of her puppy. She said, "Dad, your boobs are too long!" FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
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leelee87_fml 0
"No, sweetie. Not until you have kids."
maitressekatje 0
@1 because kids are blind until a certain age? What? you honestly think a five year old is NOT going to notice that grown women have strange growths on their chests that grown men don't have? A good parent is honest about that information with his/her kids.
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Comments (40)
rachelleredhead 0
I hope you didn't lie to her, because the sad saggy answer is yes, god damn it...stupid kids being all smart and crap.
greeneggsnsam 0
"Today I saw my mother getting dressed and noticed she had saggy boobs. I'm five, what will become of me? FML." that was just too funny.
geesquared 0
hahahaha that is hilarious! :p As for the OP, if you are in your forties, I'd think it's sadder to have fake & perky boobs then what happens naturally. if you're somewhat young, FYL
izofoshizle 0
LOL that's funny
derekjeter92 0
Nobody likes ppl who do alter perspective FMLs.... And they generally aren't funny either... >_> like this one's.
Guyoverhere 0
Ydi for drooping
athena3100 9
**** you. Unless she gets a boob job she cant help it!! So just deal with it.
maxipoo 0
LMAO to #11. What do u expect from children, their innocence can embarrass you.
MalcolmX_fml 0
wow! this FML is just soooo 'original' **** this
dontpanic_fml 32
yeah, pretty much 5 is a little old to be watching your mother change. *shudder* get a clue, op.
Thabb 0
Kids these days...
mollyjynxjax 28
It's not a big deal! Would you rather have her destroying the house while she changes with the daughter out of her line of sight?!
teri99 0
#2 nice round ass and I'm a girl
athena3100 9
Its ok, im a girl too and she does have a good ass, damn i want an ass like that!
aconner1 0
Five year olds don't say droop....don't lie. You needed attention so you made that up
athena3100 9
Do you know ever five year old in the world? I have a 4 year old cousin and he says droop.
coolkitty154 11
Not every 5 year old is as stupid as you apparently were at that age.