Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat let a mouse sit on his paws for several minutes, then just sat and watched as it scurried into a crack in the drywall. My cat is only 4. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML
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Mikeskinner 7
Oh dear lord, sorry OP! Just make sure you get rid of all the corpses fast. Ants and such. FYL!
wyattshack 4
I think I just threw up a little
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Comments (115)
LittleGreenPaola 23
That's disgusting. You should get rid of the cat, if you don't want to deal with things like that anymore. Otherwise, get used to it, watch your step and don't walk barefoot when you can't see what's on the floor.
YoshiMike13 4
Awwhh! your kitty left you a present. how cute!!! :p
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Not anymore, asscricket.
Metallica36176 16
I went through the same thing but damn, at least I had converse on. :( Ew. I'm sorry. Id soak your foot in bleach...
SenselessPattern 12
That or napalm. Bleach might be easier though.
bubblecheeksz 6
I was eating while reading this..
ozone9914 2
cats should be wild animals
drkate25 30
should be? They are.
desireev 18
Whaa! :'( I loveD (past tense) pizza rolls! :(
shellby4 3
You made me gag!
kickass1234 10
My cats they just play with it
kaeliegh 1
Sorry.. But that made me laugh.. :) seriously though that sucks